![]() I think someone shit on, about, or around the coats." where's my jacket? I been to this party six years and I wanna see other parties! Where's my jacket. (sigh) "I wasn't invited to this party." But then, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party, going "Where's my jacket? I wanna get outta here. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain. When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. ![]() ![]() Until she walks up and then you're like: "Hey what's up Karen? Kaaaaren, what's up Karen?" There's always that one person and I'm looking out and some of you guys are like: "Hmmm, I disagree." Well you're the person.you're the person nobody likes." And when she's not around you just look at each other go: "God Karen, she's such a douchebag. Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. When that person is not around your little base camp, your hobby is cutting that person down. You basically keep them there to hate their guts. There's one person in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. I had an epiphany and here it is right here. Think of the group of friends that you've hung out with the most. Think of the group of people you've known the longest in your life. So I'm hanging out with all my buddies and um.Either that or take out a paper and pen and go, hey, how you spell 'Shoot you in the fucking face'? Come on, hurry up. And when they turn around, start putting the gloves on and go "Now would be a good time to leave.Yeah, right now. And give the person in front of you a nudge, just a little nudge, and they turn around. Get in line behind all the people at the bank. Just take your gloves, right, and go down to the bank. All you need for this is a pair of gloves.I think an angel just told me not to get on this flight. You know they're sitting there goin', "I don’t think I should get on this fucking flight. Like, wait till they feel you there, know what I mean? When they finally look up at you, just really seriously look at them right in the eyes and go like this, "Don't get on the flight". Just walk over, alright, and stand right in from 'em. You're gonna walk over to them really slowly. This is what you're gonna do, just like this. They're sitting there, reading the paper, whatever, just chilling out. You're at the airport, and you see somebody waiting for their flight, okay. Next time you're at the airport, right, this is fun to do.HE WAS EATING A PEAR! How do you fuck that up?! Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH! *throws pear* THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!" They shot at this guy like 15 times 'cause they said they thought he had a a grenade. "Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doin' 80?!".
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